yOU ARE 300% MY fUCKIGNGH BEST FREAONDGDD
Heyyy bedsheets reduced to £3? Cheapie needs a new dress! Primark fitted sheet, lace and shell buttons ♡
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How to break up with someone:
Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now.
I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.
Then I spend time with teenagers.
And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.
Because Alpaca drew a thing, I promised I’d draw a thing. Of course she’s asleep now BUT I DID IT.. Here, have Kalinst with an… easter-egg ball gag, courtesy of Black Dawn Society.
It’s Easter and I’m just here reading gay fanfiction
MY PRINCIPAL CALLED EVERYONE IN THE SCHOOL AND LEFT THIS MESSAGE HELP I CANT BREATHE
Can someone please make a remix
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just quickly wanted to show off my freshly (and for the first time in forever) shaved head! woooh!
Off grocery shopping now~
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WEARING A NEW PAIR OF SKINNY JEANS FOR THE FIRST TIME
does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things
sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder
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million dollar idea for a men’s hygiene product: shower helmets for when you see yourself reflected on the shower glass and try to headbutt the naked male encroaching on your territory