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ist-femin:

GIVEAWAY TIME :)

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fxrensicate:

classicrockboy:

this was the best scene ever… of all time

I need this in my life at all times.

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A linguist walks into a bar

allthingslinguistic:

blood-and-vitriol:

notallwugs:

Two scientists walk into a bar:

"I’ll have an H2O."

"I’ll have an H2O, too."

The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.

Q. Two linguists walk into a bar. Which was the specialist in contextually-indicated deixis and anaphoric reference resolution strategies?

A. The other one.

A linguistics professor walks into a bar and asks for a martini.

"Don’t you mean a martinus?" asks the bartender, who has heard this joke before.

"No," says the linguist. "When a word is borrowed into another language it takes on the inflectional patterns of the target language, rather than the source language."

gayteenwitch

sh4ne:

paceboy:

sh4ne:

caraknightley:

nice text post where’d you get it the toilet store

Why would a toilet store sell text posts?? That doesn’t seem like a very lucrative good to sell at a toilet store…….. 

shane i’m gonna fill a pillowcase full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you with it

maybe you can buy the pillowcase and the soap at the toilet store now that they’ve expanded their merchandise offerings